This farmer would go out on his tractor and while he was working the fields and bouncing around for awhile he would get horny but it was a long ways back on his tractor to the house where his wife was.

So he came up with this plan.He told his wife he would take his rifle with him and next time he got horny he would fire a shot and she could drive the pickup truck out to where he was.

So thats what they did and it worked quite well.

One day a neighbor was over having coffee.

"I haven't seen your wife around for quite a while," he said.

"Me neither" said the farmer,"Not since hunting season started!"


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